I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on a disk somewhere.

For those of you who shop at Victoria's Secret, you know that when you get an 8 for $25 panty deal coupon it's one that you can't pass up. Especially if you're like me and have to buy them EVERY time you go to the mall, no matter what. I don't know why, it's just one of my little quirks I suppose. 


WELL, let me just tell you about this sales associate who needs to go find her disk because clearly her mind is long gone. 


She rings up all my goods, and then asks me for my coupon. I forgot to print it out but I had it on my phone so I just showed it to her on there like another associate said to do. She proceeded to take my phone out of my hand...UH?...Did I tell you that you could take my phone out of my hand?


That'd be a big fat NO...No one touches my crackberry.


Moving on. She then proceeds to THROW MY PHONE ON THE COUNTER. Again...UHH? Okay? At this point my patience level is tanking it to the ground. 


Next step, she informs me that since she does not have the barcode for the coupon, she has to manually change the price of all 8 panties so that they add up to $25 dollars...Cool.


Approximately 3 hours later, or what seems like so, she finally finishes changing all of the prices. GREAT, now maybe I can pay and get on with my evening. 


HAHA jokes on me for thinking that was the case...


"Your total is $25 dollars." 
Thank you I already knew that..
"Can I have your home phone number please" (They always ask this so that they can get your address out of it and send you magazines.) I never give it out. Never a problem until NOW. Lucky me.


I said I'd pass on giving out phone number and email. Again, normally not a problem. But this wacko tells me that I have to give her my phone number because I used a coupon...


S'cuse me!? I don't have to do anything you crazy you know what. I have been shopping at Victoria's Secret for YEARS and have used coupons or savings slips or whatever for YEARS. If you think you're going to try and tell me that I have no choice but to give you my phone number than you better go find your disk, because like I said earlier, you must have lost your darn mind. 


This lady was NOT going to give in either. She was 100% insistent on my giving her a phone number in order to purchase my undies. I told her that I didn't have a home phone number and she then gave me a large *SIGH* "I guess a cell phone will do." 


Oh you mean the one you just threw on the counter? Okay let me give that to you right now....


...And I did! UGH! Stupid. But in my defense, I was NOT in the mood to argue with this lady any more than I already had. 


30 minutes later I was finally on my merry way. Yes thats right, this whole process took a half an hour. 




"I do have a lucky pair of underwear." - Brendan Fehr


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