Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

^ ^ ^ Well yes...

BUT...Have you ever imagined a world free of people with punchable faces? I think about it every day. What is a punchable face you ask? Well. I will be GLAD to inform you.

Listen up. Simply read through the following questionnaire and you will find out.

IS MY FACE PUNCHABLE? IF SO, HOW PUNCHABLE?!

1. Do you say/do/act-out/impersonate vile and inappropriate things at the dinner table? (ie-girl in the dining hall with the banana...)

2. Do you name your child Luke Jonathan only to turn around and call him Jonathan?

3. Do you dress like Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy, Scott?

4. Do you exhibit any of the pet peeves discussed in previous blog posts? (*HINT- See blog post titled "This is my pet. His name is Peeve." It might help jostle your brain a little.)

5. Do you force your men to work ungodly hours on or in a giant metal tube doing who the hell knows what?

6. Do like you like think like that you're like a like barbie like girl like or like whatever like and like do you like talk like this like like like?!?!!!!!!!!!

7. Do you push the elevator button or the cross walk button more than once thinking that it will make it come faster or let you walk faster?

8. Do you try to rain on my parade, and actually think that it will work?

9. Do you post status's like "dinosaur num nums go RAWR!" or "boyfrwend bwought me wunch!- dinosaur shaped sandwiches that went RAWR!"when you are 20 years old and a sophomore in college?

10. Do you walk around like your sh*t don't stankkkkk?


*WARNING: There are many more criteria that can deem you "worthy of a punchable face." The questionnaire was kept short for the purpose of this post. If you fit any of the above criteria than you may in fact have a punchable face. I advise you to take all precautionary measures in order to avoid ever finding yourself in this situation ever again.

If you answered yes to 1 of the above than you are steps away from a punchable face.

If you answered yes to 2 or more of the above than you have a punchable face.

If you answered yes to 4 or more of the above than you have a highly punchable face.

If you answered yes to 6 or more of the above than you have a severely punchable face.

If you answered yes to 8 or more of the above than you might want to begin thinking about your counterattack plan.

If you answered yes to all ten of the above than I suggest you run for the hills. You indeed have the worlds most punchable face.


AND...One more tidbit...If you answered yes to number 5... Come see me. I've got beef with you. You don't need to answer yes to any more to actually have the worlds most punchable face.

"Don't forget. SOME people need to be punched in the throat because if they spoke any more you would have to take them out for the sake of evolution." - Kristie Helwig :)