How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Alright, so I drank too much coffee today. And when I drink too much coffee, I get these random crazy thoughts going on in my head. My brain just likes to go off on little tangents.

But for real, how do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? I mean honestly people, do the deer mommies and daddies train their babies that they are supposed to cross the road where the sign with their picture on it is strategically placed? Or is it not strategically placed? What makes that exact spot the spot for a deer crossing the road sign? Why not 5 more feet up the road? Or even just a few more inches? Really!? Bet you've never thought about that before...

So what do they call it when the deer doesn't use its designated crossing area, and rather, bolts out into the road and then..STOP! Right in front of my car whose brakes were just slammed really hard, and whose headlights are now shining oh so brightly in said deers eyes, HENCE creating the saying "deer in headlights," WHICH brings me to my next point.

Who makes up these crazy sayings? For real. Like "hell in a hand basket" for example. Who decided to come up with some saying, using "hell" and "hand baskets"!? Seriously!? First of all, what the heck is a hand basket? And why am I going to hell in said hand basket? I don't know...

Another one, who decided to use words like "hot" to describe someone's level of attractiveness.
Why does snow fall but rain drops?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Can fat people go skinny dipping? WAIT. I can answer that...NO. They chunky dunk.
Why do they call it "rush hour" when thats when traffic is the slowest?
Here's a good one, why do you need a drivers license to buy alcohol when you're not allowed to drink and drive?
Why do they call it "lipstick" if your lips STILL MOVE after you put it on?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know the battery is dead?
And my personal favorite, the one that drives me nuts every time I think about it, WHY in the world, do we have eyebrows? And how the heck did they get there!? Really though, its just this random stripe of coarse hair above our eyes and below our forehead. I mean I guess they're supposed to protect your eyes? And collect dust? Gross, I know. But that's what someone told me. But how does your body know to just make this random stripe of hair on here, that really doesn't grow. It's not like normal facial hair on a guy that will just grow and grow and grow until they shave it! Why don't our eyebrows ever grow? I just really hate the concept of eyebrows.

I could go on for forever...

But really people, do you ever stop and think about these things? Clearly I do...And it drives me nuts.

"Decaf? No, its dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream." - Anonymous